It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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