apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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