What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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