Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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