He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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