I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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