I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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