so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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