i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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