i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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