CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
My pussy is not your playground.
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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