I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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