You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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