with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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