What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
and she was petting her beer can
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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