3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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