There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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