Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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