He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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