How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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