dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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