On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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