i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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