ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
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adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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