Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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