hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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