Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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