Don't make out with my wife yet
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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