Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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