I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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