i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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