You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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