Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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