If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I am available for nakedness
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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