whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
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I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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