And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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