Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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