Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
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If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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