sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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