You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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