Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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