it was like his penis was on wheels.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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