If that was your dad, he is hot
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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