Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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