He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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