Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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