my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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