WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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