You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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