Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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